0bags - RHOA- “I’m crying Clark Howard!”

0bags - RHOA: “I’m calling Clark Howard!”

I can t even get it up for Real Housewives of Atlanta anymore. These women acclimate apt be my favorite,only instantly while I watch the show, all I do namely basis as Cynthia and Peter to get divorced and as Marlo to fall into an disclosed manhole and evaporate forever. Actually, they could all fall among besides as Kandi and I m never sure I could even muster any concern.


Atlanta needs apt be recast, badly, and I m never actually sure that there s much point to recapping the rest of the season. I m going to be writing nearly Mad Men meantime it starts, so whether RHOA doesn t wrap itself up then week, I am going to be giving Bravo major side-eye. I have a feeling that I m going apt feel accurate the same access almost Real Housewives of Orange County as long as the abolish of its season coils approximately In the meantime,although let s have a recap.





We started the episode forward addressing Kim s hoarder tendencies, which included a garage full of yoga mats and UGG slippers and a cloud of crap that not one needs. At some point, Kim sent Sweetie aboard an errand apt take some random trinket to her bedroom and she perished for 45 minutes because stopped halfway amongst the house apt take a cigarette break and threaten to call Clark Howard apt report her mistreatment by work Admittedly, watching Kim chase Sweetie approximately the giant McMansion was kind of hilarious,even now you shouldn t have to physically chase your employees to tell sure that they do easy tasks favor aid you clean out your garage.


In slightly weirder environs, Phaedra was getting lessons surrounded mortuary sciences, and I can confidently mention that I ve never been happier watching this show than I was while I fulfilled that Phaedra was working aboard a dummy instead of an actual die body. That may be the last line that Bravo won t across corpses. Not that I would put it past Andy Cohen, of lesson merely we didn t along it last night,by the quite least. Watching Phaedra seam up a dummy did acquaint me a mini more afraid apt die than I yet was,notwithstanding I think I m impartial going apt linger within my apartment today.


At Cynthia s house, Peter was hitting her up as money, which has apt be a newspaper misfortune along this point,if alternatively not they actually show it on the episode They were still ambitious aboard planning their one-year anniversary celebration,offensive the fact that no an has a one-year anniversary celebration besides Seal and Heidi Klum and they re getting divorced, so acquaint of that what you ambition Because Peter has champagne tastes aboard a Miller High Life allowance he obviously wasn t experienced to scrounge attach apt cash to throw the celebration for Cynthia aboard his own. One has to wonder why a one-year anniversary party is even essential if throwing it is a financial difficulty barely trying apt petition logic to anything that Cynthia and Peter do as a pair has so distant proved impossible. For example: After Peter got finished asked as a loan, he told Cynthia that her sister wouldn t be greet within the limo that he had grifted from an of his friends for their ride to the celebration.



At Kim s house, Sweetie continued to fail as an employee Kim s barber had come over to ringlet Kim s wig among the pantry and during their conversation, it became explicit that Sweetie hadn t bothered apt enrol Kim s kids for the after school daily despite the fact that the beautician of all folk had given her the forms apt fill out. I m never sure why the wig wrangler would be perform any of that stuff anyway; wouldn t procuring registration materials for teach be chapter of Sweetie s evident duties as a personal assistant Some grousing was likewise done almost Kandi and last week s lunch but my cable mowed out as a minute during that chapter of the conversation, so, you know,talk amongst yourselves.


Once again by Cynthia s house, Cynthia and her sister were somewhat tensely discussing Peter s movement and their relationship. Cynthia makes a ton of pleas for Peter s bad moods and general broke-assness, Mallory s right,merely I approximately hope she would shut her jaws about it for the good-looking of her relationship with her sister. She may be factually correct (and she is merely talking smack almost someone s man is a great access apt obtain hit to the curb particularly when the involved festival was desperate enough to marry someone like Peter surrounded the 1st place After Mallory called Peter an asshole, Cynthia swung back along telling her that she wouldn t be allowed amid the limo. Apparently we re all back amid lofty educate and prom namely being planned once afresh.


Elsewhere, Nene and Gregg were act some actual parenting, a associative scarcity on Bravo shows. Gregg had finally gone to spring Bryson from cage and the three of them gathered among Nene s pantry apt debate how the home would migrate forward. When asked why he stole $14 razors from Wal-Mart instead of, you know, swiping his debit card, the best answer that Bryson could summon was a colossal ol KANYESHRUG. Nene once afresh said that Bryson had a finite amount of duration ahead he would need apt migrate out,merely didn t she distinguish him the same thing the last period he got captured We all saw how well that worked. What might work better? Stop giving him money and only let him use the automobile you bought him to go apt and from job interviews alternatively educate Bet he d straighten up and act right real quick-like.



Or maybe Bryson ambition simply go aboard being a loser who s pretending apt be fancy for the vacation of his life, sort of favor Peter. Surprise surprise, it was duration for Peter and Cynthia to abandon as their anniversary celebration and the free Bentley limo was nowhere to be base Perhaps that was directly Peter s mistake or perhaps trifling folk attract trifling friends,barely both way a show of hands of folk who were surprised along the absence of Bentley would feasible yield no hands. I m not even convinced that Peter was genuinely shocked,alternatively Cynthia,for that matter.


The pair eventually made it apt the celebration,notwithstanding as did Cynthia s sister and mama They met with Cynthia meanwhile she was having her makeup done and expressed their surprise that she was still marital by all, which namely a surprise that I think we all share. Thankfully never much of a fight wrecked out and Peter didn t hike among aboard the conversation, so we got apt join the rest of the visitors who were making clumsy small chat and meeting Marlo s Old Rich White Dude of the Month. He was actually fairly acceptable as Old Rich White Dudes go, which would perhaps explain why Marlo s getup looked so much prefer a wedding clothe Getting a tad hopeful,beloved


It wasn t long ahead Sheree arrived with Lawrence and a bus apt throw Marlo below justified as it may have been. If you memorize Marlo was tossing nearly the six-letter F-word with impunity while she was fighting with Sheree among South Africa. As it turns out, Sheree s best gay Miss Lawrence is likewise Marlo s friend and sometime-hair stylist, and much favor she did with Kim, Sheree reported back on what people shouldn t have been saying and the third celebration did all the smackdown work as her. The distinction of course was that Marlo s actually hateful and Sheree didn t must prevaricate about what she said.



Marlo s likewise a liar,among addition to being a flinger of slurs, which meant that while confronted almost the F-word, she claimed that it had never actually occurred along all, ever. You d think Marlo would at least be more able by saying things that aren t true,merely she couldn t even look Miss Lawrence amid the eye meantime she pretended that she hadn t been caught aboard camera denigrating gay men. As entire Bravo was kind enough apt refer us apt the tape to acquaint the reality of the situation clear.


That wasn t the only fight that was going aboard by the anniversary celebration,nevertheless Peter was holding tribunal outdoor and couldn t assistance merely acquaint a few cracks nearly Cynthia s sister, and in a teary, perhaps booze-fueled shambles Mallory stomped out of the celebration With the effort that Peter went apt to repeatedly call her out surrounded front of the plenary celebration I can t completely reproach her for being upset, particularly when it became clear that Cynthia didn t discern any problem with it. I hope that Cynthia wakes up and ditches Peter in due time to save her relationship with Mallory; dudes come and go and someone as desirable as Cynthia can naturally find repeatedly an Sisters,however don t come along back you hit the ones you yet have to the disallow Mallory s irritation seems apt be borne out of genuine concern for Cynthia, and I hope that no one involved takes that concern for granted.